French horn

Its like French kissing but to someones butt hole

Middle school band teacher taught me to french horn.

by Mexican cholo50 October 1, 2019

French pastry

A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions

Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok

by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019

French Blastoise

When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!

I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.

by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018

French Weekend

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.

Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"

Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."

Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

french carrot

The french carrot is a time to describe when you can't find your dildo so you steal a carrot from the grocery store or your neighbours yard

Where have all our carrots gone? We had half a bag before the dinner party?
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.

by The French Carrot April 22, 2018

French Yogurt

When you french kiss a woman's vagina when she has a yeast infection

So I went over to Tina's house and French Yogurt her clitoris

by ShadowMoses117 January 3, 2018

french throatie

when your dick is crusty from a lack of proper hygiene, and a partner goes down on it like a similarly-crusty baguette

Dat girl gave a good french throatie

by the-france-fucker January 4, 2018