fake friends

she’s snitches on you she’s a lier she’s mean she blames everything on somebody she don’t know how to keep her mouth shut if her name starts with a d and she is also a hot Cheeto girl and likes to steal friends

fake friends yah that’s me dimmori how you doing I just try to steal your bsf!

by fake friends period April 1, 2020

faking charts

faking charts means you are posting a chart update that isn't true which selenators and blinks always do

let's start faking charts because we can't chart it in a right way

by ariantorssss August 15, 2021

save a fake quarter

When you emulate a shitty arcade game

Me: This game sucks ass. I'd rather save a fake quarter.

by gayzad July 26, 2023

Frankie Beats fake dj

Forged a great CV to get a job on Kiss fm Portugal. Then bottled it when he couldn't live up to the lies he told to get the job. Currently in prison in Ireland for harrassment of local people and under investigation in Portugal for various fraud and theft crimes.

Frankie Beats fake dj loves prison food.

by Frankies mum. June 17, 2022

Fake Pocket

Slang in Iowa and the suburbs of London for someone who loses a race to the VC

J is a fake pocket

by tapes of coolness June 7, 2024

Fake door close

When your mom told you to go to sleep hours ago, but you decided you would stay up and play video games and you hear her coming down the hall, so you put everything down and act asleep. You wait until you hear the door open and shut to start moving again. But, surprise, surprise, she shut the door, and stayed inside your room, and caught you red handed.

Man, I'm sorry you had to hear me scream while my mom beat my ass last night, but she did that "fake door close" on me.

by GraysenGG July 22, 2023

cheap fake

Noun.

An unedited video of the President’s cognitive or physical decline.

You talked about the video of the president wandering. The president wasn't wandering. And so we believe we have to call that out. We've been calling it cheap fakes.

by Hostessquickly June 20, 2024