Douche diver

Someone who searches for a one sided opinion to make an argument for their incorrect, poorly worded or uneducated argument.

Those reporters for 23abc in Bakersfield are more like Douche diver's then journalists...in my opinion.

by Sokofromsocal September 25, 2019

Douche Bag

When someone tries to be something they are not. In order to obtain the slightest femail response

Brett Williams is a douche bag

by truecaller January 8, 2015

Douche Cloud

The cloud of vape smoke that rolls out of someone’s car window when driving

There was this asshole in front of me letting the douche clouds roll from his 2003 Subaru.

by BigManBomb78 April 21, 2019

Douche Stank

The aftermath smell when douche didn't do the job the first time. The stench of the women with a hint of lavender.

Her douche stank filled the bus as the confused people wonder who had stinky flower.

by onyxfire May 22, 2014

Douche Bag

Someone who makes you want to punch them in the face.

Dave Kennedy is a Douche Bag

by Jigga Hacker February 19, 2010

hot-douche

(n): A man or woman that is attractive and a bit of a d-bag. See also: Adam Levine.

Adam Levine would be a tall drink of water if he wasn't such a hot-douche.

by Maroon4 December 19, 2013

Douche-behemoth

a term used to describe someone who is too much of a douchebag to even be called a douchebag; their douche-ness has far surpassed normal douche level.

"dude, that guy is such a douche, he's far beyond the level of douchebag."
"Yeah, he is a douche-behemoth."

by R.M. & D.Y. March 13, 2010