salsa daddy

When a Mexican double dips in salsa and denies it.

Jose is such a salsa daddy, he always double dips and denies it!

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

chunky daddy

A young boy who enjoys having boys night's even when there are numerous attractive girls who want to attend, likes to confuse girls of their sexual orientation because he is so frustrating, and is some how attractive, just not physically. Some say he has a curse, that once you get the 'chunky' touch, you will never be the same again.

"How are you feeling about chunky daddy , (insert chunky daddy's victims name)?
"I don't know, I'm a bit confused about my sexual orientation"
"Ah! I know, you got "chunkied"

by Gubbi p May 12, 2018

daddy fieri

guy fieri as a sex symbol

"Snap my good ass and blast me all the way to Flavortown, Daddy Fieri"

by analdeyrey69! February 28, 2017

Fuzzy Daddy

Someone who stresses over little things. Everything has to be just so.

TAIN STOP STRESSING MAN. YOU'RE SUCH A FUZZY DADDY

by FURMBRO March 3, 2017

anna's daddy

A nasty bitch from the Netherlands that likes to call chlamydia having ass dudes daddy regardless of if they have a girlfriend or not. Also likes to think they are "thick" but look like Krystal's burger meat.

Damn did you see that girl? She must be an Anna's Daddy.

by FWRussell March 6, 2017

Shard Daddy

Someone who provides shards (methamphetamine ) to shard whores without monetary fees in exchange for other services.

That Shard Daddy takes good care of his shard whores.

by MrsParadise March 8, 2017

facebook daddy

A sperm donor that falsely represents that they are in their child's life on social media.

Person 1: awww Roger seems like a great dad always posting pictures of his baby.

Person 2: Samatha says he has seen his child once since the 6 months of the child's life. Does not make an effort to pay child support and steals the babies pictures off of her profile and posts them. He isn't a real dadfacebook daddy.

by M00nbaby March 8, 2017