The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)
by Juscallmecaptain March 11, 2009
Get the Boner Textingmug. What you say when something bad, annoying, or disappointing happens. Basically the same as "that sucks" or "too bad."
by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005
Get the boner sandwichmug. A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.
by The Great Applebottom December 26, 2008
Get the clam bonermug. by CockBlocker42 October 28, 2019
Get the Nipple Bonermug. When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.
by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019
Get the Jesus Bonermug. “Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”
by Wafflebender July 10, 2018
Get the Homer Bonermug. When you take a swig of milk or any food or drink with lactose in it Andrea you get a massive sex drive
God damn I could really go for some puss... I just drank a 18oz glass of milk and I got a milk boner
by Mr. Billie jean September 13, 2017
Get the Milk bonermug.