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Boner Texting

The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)
Oh man, I really gotta quit boner texting hailey everytime I watch an Alexis Texas video.
by Juscallmecaptain March 11, 2009
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boner sandwich

What you say when something bad, annoying, or disappointing happens. Basically the same as "that sucks" or "too bad."
person1: I tried to call him, but he wasn't home :(
person2: Boner sandwich.
by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005
mugGet the boner sandwichmug.

clam boner

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.
I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!
by The Great Applebottom December 26, 2008
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Nipple Boner

"Damn I have a nipple boner"
by CockBlocker42 October 28, 2019
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Jesus Boner

When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.
"Please give me this Jesus boner, Christ. To fuck this chick/dude!"
by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019
mugGet the Jesus Bonermug.

Homer Boner

What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.
“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”
by Wafflebender July 10, 2018
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Milk boner

When you take a swig of milk or any food or drink with lactose in it Andrea you get a massive sex drive
God damn I could really go for some puss... I just drank a 18oz glass of milk and I got a milk boner
by Mr. Billie jean September 13, 2017
mugGet the Milk bonermug.

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