Boner Texting

The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)

Oh man, I really gotta quit boner texting hailey everytime I watch an Alexis Texas video.

by Juscallmecaptain March 11, 2009

boner sandwich

What you say when something bad, annoying, or disappointing happens. Basically the same as "that sucks" or "too bad."

person1: I tried to call him, but he wasn't home :(
person2: Boner sandwich.

by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005

clam boner

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.

I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!

by The Great Applebottom December 26, 2008

Guitar boner

To see or hear a guitar and get a boner (if the guitarist is male it is not gay)

Shit man I get a huge guitar boner every time I hear that song

by Saxthot January 26, 2018

Boner wrecker

A romance/sex movie, hentai, or porno that is so bad or disturbing you don't get a boner or you stop having one during one or more of the parts that are bad.

Friend 1: So what did you think of 50 Shades of Grey?
Friend 2: It was the worst boner wrecker I have ever seen so far.

by mintwo February 28, 2016

Stub-Boner

A boner that will not go away until it is rubbed out. A very stubborn Boner.

"Man I've been having a Stub-Boner all class....... I can't wait too get home and spank this monkey."

by Tobin Rawlins June 18, 2013

Boner Bout

When you have an unnaturally long-lasting boner.

Dude, I don't know if I can go to work today, I've got a nasty Boner Bout going on.

by Slippery Wibbler November 8, 2017