Boner Texting

The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)

Oh man, I really gotta quit boner texting hailey everytime I watch an Alexis Texas video.

by Juscallmecaptain March 11, 2009

boner sandwich

What you say when something bad, annoying, or disappointing happens. Basically the same as "that sucks" or "too bad."

person1: I tried to call him, but he wasn't home :(
person2: Boner sandwich.

by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005

clam boner

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.

I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!

by The Great Applebottom December 26, 2008

Satisfaction boner

When something that somebody says or does turns you on so much you get a boner

Wow the way that Clarissa woke me up gave me a satisfaction boner

by Daddy mc dick in yo ribs June 7, 2018

phoner boner

(n) Refers to the act of phone sex. Also relating to the sexual arousal (generally an erection) caused by phone sex.

"Hey babe, I'm gonna call you later for a phoner boner."

"We talked late last night and I got such a phoner boner!"

by jamablama September 13, 2015

Kanye Boner

The boner one gives himself when he thinks about how good he banged that chick last night, last week... a year ago

Mate massive Kanye boner right now , I’m so good at fucking

by Justjump2012 August 24, 2017

boner beard

A mans pubic hair.

Did you hear, Royal-T, was late for his date because he had to trim his boner beard.

by Royal-T510 November 19, 2018