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Boner Texting

The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)
Oh man, I really gotta quit boner texting hailey everytime I watch an Alexis Texas video.
by Juscallmecaptain March 11, 2009
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boner sandwich

What you say when something bad, annoying, or disappointing happens. Basically the same as "that sucks" or "too bad."
person1: I tried to call him, but he wasn't home :(
person2: Boner sandwich.
by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005
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clam boner

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.
I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!
by The Great Applebottom December 26, 2008
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Boner status

When something has reached the status of being awesome and/or causing a boner.
(During a night of drunken madness) Mackenzie, the cake you made is boner status!
by RSKYTASTIC April 3, 2010
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Scabby Boner

A Man Whore's Penis, A Douche Bag, and or a chaffed penis from dry masturbation
That dude is a scabby boner. I ran out of lotion so im wacking a scabby boner
by Rotney Den November 20, 2009
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Party Boner

The state of sudden excitement and euphoria a person is in when at a party, or when a party is possible. Party boners can make normally calm individuals unpredictable.
1. Person 1: Whoa, Dan is starting to strip in the corner.

Person 2: Yeah man, Dan has a massive party boner.

2. Person 1: Everbody's going to the party at Dave's house!

Person 2: Party at Dave's house?! I SO just popped a party boner.
by fueledbyloveandramen May 16, 2011
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Remedial Boner

The stage of the male penis where it isn't fully throbbing in sex crave but isn't completely flaccid and limp. Its a tad chubby and airborne.
Bro 1: Yo justin, I went to go get my physical for football and the nurse was so bonable that I got an Remedial Boner.

Bro 2: Did you fuck her?
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