The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)
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1. Person 1: Whoa, Dan is starting to strip in the corner.
Person 2: Yeah man, Dan has a massive party boner.
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Person 2: Party at Dave's house?! I SO just popped a party boner.
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Person 2: Party at Dave's house?! I SO just popped a party boner.
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Bro 1: Yo justin, I went to go get my physical for football and the nurse was so bonable that I got an Remedial Boner.
Bro 2: Did you fuck her?
Bro 2: Did you fuck her?
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