Italian Blind Russian

When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.

Senore, per favore, Un Italian Blind Russian

by ThierryPubesHenry October 22, 2018

united blind

A Manchester United fan who has extreme statements and belief that United is the best team in the world and that they have the best players, although they are nowhere near being a world class team anymore. United blind people also love living in the past and recall how they won the treble in 1998-1999 when thats irrelevant.

United Blind: Hey Lukaku was on fire this weekend, he’s probobly the best player in the world rn

All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum

by HumbleFootballGuy420 March 8, 2019

conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka remote control

She couldn't find the controller next to her because she had conk blindness.

by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019

Conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka controller.

She couldn't see the controller that was right beside her because she had conk blindness

by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019

Breath blinders

The act of breathing like you’re going into labour whilst inside a vehicle in order to fog the windows and prevent people from seeing you smoke the ganj.

Friend: I’m about to hit this shit. Me: put on the breath blinders/ breath like you’re going into labor before they see us.

by Desert lightning May 31, 2019

Double Blind Placebo

Both partners are blindfolded, they each sit on one of their hands until it falls asleep. They then proceed to masturbate their partner, with their numb hand.

Karen: What did you do last night, Amanda?
Amanda: Chad and I stayed home and did a Double Blind Placebo!

by kimmytee October 12, 2019

Scrabble Blindness

Synonym for Target Fixation: Where you become so focused on one thing you inadvertently ignore the rest, usually to your detriment.

He had 3 playable words right there in front of his face but he obviously didn't see them because he was so busy trying to use high point value letters that he lost the Scrabble game due to Scrabble Blindness.

by AmadeuS469 October 27, 2019