Jones Beach

1) A state park, recreational facility and beach on the Jones Beach Island along southern coast of Long Island. It is one of 5 barrier islands on Long Island. It resides in between the borders of Nassau and Suffolk counties. It is a beach that receives millions of visitors annually from the Suffolk, Nassau, and New York City areas each summer. It was built by Robert Moses and opened to the public in the late summer of 1929.

2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.

Somebody: Welp, looks like it’s that time of year again…
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.

Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!

Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit

by UltraGamer969 February 26, 2024

porcelain beach

The part of the inside of a toilet bowl that does not include the water. It is the part that leads to the water similar to how the beach leads to water in the ocean. The porcelain beach is often the part of the inside of the toilet that gets marked when the kids are dropped off on the shore and not in the water.

I had to use the toilet brush to clean the porcelain beach after a doozie of a deuce.

by RJ to the P April 4, 2024

kyle beach

A term used for one who needs to stop talking.

"Hey, this guy did something really awful to me."

"No one likes a snitch, kyle beach."

by Professor Nate April 27, 2024

Phuqqing beach

The pronunciation spelling of ‘f***ing b*tch’. Also a term of abuse and disparagement

For example, you PHUQQING BEACH, what are u doing right now

by marcotoa January 19, 2025

Joshua Beacham (Sitcoms Be Like)

A man who REALLY likes other homosapiens of the same gender

"Oh no its Joshua Beacham (Sitcoms Be Like), he's gonna hit on me again!"

by LeGuyWithLeCheeseBurger January 20, 2025

Bad batch

When the little lady stinks below the beltline.

Larry: What did you do all day while I was at work ?

Julie: Worked in the yard even though it was 90 degrees out. How about a little lovin now that you are home?

Larry: I will pass. I'm sure you worked up a bad batch in that heat.

by cut the cards February 6, 2026

Bass Beach

A beautiful ocean front space for families and recreation rendered toxic and unusable for a generation by the incompetent leadership of Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass.

Did you hear Johnny got cancer from playing volleyball on a Bass Beach.

by DonnieLA February 20, 2025