Thin Wood Walls

its a book i'm assigned to read

Me: Man, I have to read "Thin Wood Walls"
Friend: Damn, that sucks.

by TWENNE February 10, 2022

You tryna hold this wood

The famous line said by Areeb of day today Drylaw and was most famously used in the Ats song Smithereens

Areeb “ you tryna hold this wood”

by Daytodaydrylway October 27, 2021

Off the wood

Phrase describing someone who’s really baked. Particularly baked off a backwoods

Jake - “Bro, what’s Jon doing in the corner over there? I haven’t heard him speak in almost an hour”

Ryan - “He’s off the wood man”

by Purple drink October 29, 2021

Wood chipping

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.

Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!

by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021

Tiger Woods

The act of pegging you significant other with a 6 iron, then proceed to run over them in a golf cart while yelling "HOLE IN ONE!"

"yo I just heard David did a Tiger Woods on Meghan!"

by lamberman6 September 20, 2021

Red Wood

1) Having sex with a woman who is on her period. 2) A man's penis after having had sex with a woman on her period. 3) Female horniness when she is on her period.

I don't care if it will be messy, my girl's got red wood!

You don't need lube when you've got red wood!

Dude, my girl gave me red wood this morning and the ring still hasn't gone away!

by E Ruff September 26, 2021

Woods

Bunch of bums who are no good for nothing

Your whole family is woods

by Burgermaster1235935 July 17, 2021