That long thing

Penis,pecker,cock,dick,peter ect.

I asked Kathy if she wanted to see that long thing.

by Deep blue 2012 July 18, 2010

Long Jonner

An extra boner that is extremely long

I woke up and had a long jonner so I called the storage garage company!

by Fucker1387 November 3, 2017

beady long legs

The Beady Long Legs (ダマグモ?, lit.: "Orb Spider") is a boss in the first two Pikmin games. The only attack it has is stomping around, and its big feet crush any Pikmin they land on. Its weak spot is its orbicular torso; given its height, Yellow Pikmin are recommended. When defeated, it crumbles into dust and disintegrates after its belongings drop from its orbicular torso. The creature is in both the main game and Challenge Mode of both games it appears in.
In Pikmin 2, the Beady Long Legs is colored with golds and browns, while in the first game it is primarily yellow and red and lacks the shiny, bumpy texture that it has in the second game. Its legs also appear more rectangular in Pikmin. Its appearances in the second game are slightly more common, with it having much less health, slower movements, a different shake, and makes different sounds. When at low health in either game, the Beady Long Legs will start smoking at its joints, and the creature's body will begin to flake away.
The Beady Long Legs does not appear in Pikmin 3 or Pikmin 4 but it is mentioned in entries of the Piklopedia regarding new Arachnorb bosses similar to it, the Shaggy Long Legs and Baldy Long Legs.

In Pikmin, the fastest way to defeat the creature is to have around 20 Red Pikmin and around 6 Yellow Pikmin with you. Before the boss lands, use the C Stick on the GameCube controller / the + Control Pad down on the Wii Remote to organize your party so that Red Pikmin are the closest to you. Walk into the arena, and begin throwing Red Pikmin so that they attach to the creature when it lands; when the Beady Long Legs falls down, its core reaches low enough for non-Yellow Pikmin to be thrown at it. Throw as many Pikmin as you can, using the swarm trick. When it shakes the Pikmin off, a few of them will remain attached. Carefully whistle the ones that got knocked down and throw them at the core again. The creature should be dead just as it's shaking the second time.

by Pat The February 23, 2025

long uneeded yawn

When somone yawns for so long you cant help but stare at them for the whole ten seconds that are yawning.

Persone 1: yawns a long uneeded yawn for to DANM long
Me: slaps in face

by A coool persone March 19, 2020

Long

Who the fuck names their child this?

"Hey! have you seen Long?"
"No, I think he left earlier."

by friss June 28, 2023

Long Stick Goes Boom

You all know about sixty-nine
Burnin' bones and bedside time
Once again we meet tonight
Get that touch of a magical light
We're gonna hit it, we're gonna kick it
We're gonna break out through the ice
You give us fever, you give us sweat
You're gonna make us live it twice

Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
The time is right for a ride tonight
To be with you I'd risk a fight
My stick is tight, my blood is hot
Let's do it here, right on the spot
We're gonna hit it, we're gonna kick it
We're gonna break out through the ice
You give us fever, you give us sweat
You're gonna make us live it twice
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Long stick, long stick
Long stick goes boom
Long stick, long stick
Long stick goes, it's gonna go, it's gonna go
It's gonna go, long stick gonna go
It's gonna go boom

by Death Menace August 14, 2023

long body lili

an annoying person, with spider legs that are 81 inches long, he can either be a boy or a girl just depends if it’s trans but anyways, you get the point.

OMG she is spider legs it must be a long body Lili.

by ejjsoendnjzos February 1, 2020