dense woods

when the dong is so heavy u cant bring it off the ground
sorry we cant do it, I have dense woods
by Johndub May 10, 2017
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Wood Man

A character from mega man 2, and a main character in siivagunner. He can portal around and hop around timelines, turn into a mech but somebody needs to control him, and use leaf shield. Wood Man is also pretty nice >:
Wood Man is pretty nice >:
by Muda Man October 27, 2020
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After-wood

Lasting results after an especially good genital mashing
I still can't go back into public yet, I've still got after-wood
by Aroughvasectomy February 26, 2018
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Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away
Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood
by Cloutos May 31, 2019
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Wood cookies

This man is out here selling his wood cookies....
by Jayëë January 24, 2020
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Wood pecker

Josh just looked at that blonde down there kpnow he has got a wood pecker
by The_1st_killer October 01, 2017
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Wood bitch

Typically a blonde you meet while collecting fire wood give you the stink eye because she is jealous
So I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and in comes wood bitch and her sisters giving me the stink eye
by Trueforce April 18, 2022
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