Weed

The cure to cancer. Soon to be classified as a legal medicine

I am prescribing you an oz of weed for you migraines

by weedisnotbad November 23, 2021

Weed Faerie

Alternate spelling of “Weed Fairy”

The Weed Faerie started as a cannabis gifting FB group, based in Massachusetts. They host cannabis friendly events, with consumption on site, to connect fellow stoners around the state with like minded people. Weed Faeries can be found gifting prerolls & edibles to unassuming civilians wherever they go!

I went to the Boston Freedom Rally and was randomly gifted a joint. The lady must’ve been The Weed Faerie!!!

by Faerie Queen June 5, 2022

dirk weed

A simple yet confusing way to call someone a dick bag

Uncle John is being such a dirk weed

by C u m b u c k et November 3, 2023

Stevie Wonder Weed

Weed that makes you 'blind' (close your eyes for a while) that is refereced to Stevie Wonder, a blind musician.

"I'm so Stevie Wondered right now"
"I picked up a 3.5 in Salford yesterday, I think it's Stevie Wonder Weed."

by HowlsMcr November 15, 2020

Weed

1. a type of drug that makes you drunk, but gives you hallucinations instead.
2. a plain old cigarette

1. "Nigga pass the weed bong"
2. "Ey' kid. Gotta' weed?"

by Memerriam Websiter June 12, 2018

You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"

"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

by abdul1wx June 1, 2016

Weeded Out

Used in a restaurant or work environment to describe when someone is "overwhelmed".

"I have so many orders to fulfill, I am Weeded out" "Are you okay? You look like you're weeded out."

by Karrie Bradshaw January 6, 2022