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An ugly eldritch abomination from the web series warrior catsAnimated
Fireheart from warrior cats animated Doesn’t even look like a cat, it looks like a science experiment gone wrong 😑👻
by Smm2lover29383837454363 March 20, 2024
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Golden State Warriors

A team that is in the western conference and are absolutely horrible with the only good players being Trayce Jackson-Davis, Jonathan Kuminga, and Stephen Curry. Klay Thompson is terrible, Draymond Green has 150 techs, making him qualify for the UFC probably, and they need a roster update. Brandin Podziemski is only a rookie and is not good. They only acquired Pat Spencer to let him play like 6 games.
by skibidibasketballfan March 21, 2024
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strap-on warrior

A lesbian who gives that good strap.
Usually are studs or masculine.
I heard Jojo Siwa is a strap-on warrior. Her girl was limping out the front door last night.
by straponwarrior777 April 1, 2024
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Wooden Board Warrior

An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.
“These wooden board warriors are acting like anything they put on a board is healthy
by VLTN May 12, 2024
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weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.
Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.
by zorgid September 21, 2024
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Dark Woke Warrior

Coined by based Kyle Kulinski, a dark woke warrior is an individual who spreads peace, love, and joy all while being benevolent but heavy handed. It’s the antitheses of “tolerant left” the right likes to imagine.
Holy shit, that Dark Woke Warrior just slapped the shit out of that racist! Way to go
by Heinrich Hoffman March 10, 2026
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Comedy Guardian Warrior

A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025
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