by Hamish_Hambo March 3, 2019

A willy woowa is when a ginger with a beard sticks his willy in an overweight woman of about 300kg+ and then screams 'Woowa!' because her huge belly flops are in the way and squash his willy.
by deegl May 26, 2024

A Brett Willis Perriam refers to a person going through a mid life crisis at an early stage of life, More than likely a raging alcoholic with an urge to Bed a toothless wool handler on the regular basis. (Brett Willis Perriam was known to be an alcoholic, pickpocket and thief around the victorian age)
Joe Bloggs: I'm definitely drinking and making love to a creature tonight after fleecing a thousand dollars on the pokies. after Jordan: Oh mate, you're a bit of a Brett Willis Perriam.
by Highconcentratedmoonshinestank April 1, 2022

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.
by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

by Ffdjfjf July 12, 2018

by Alyssa Morrison February 11, 2022

by ouaus August 21, 2018
