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waffling

my freind is waffling
by pet sim pro October 11, 2022
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Twat Waffle

Someone who's being a ditsy bitch
You won't believe what that twat waffle did !
by xSunn April 30, 2016
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Waffle House

The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.
Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky

Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host
by M_Ace January 18, 2023
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Waffle House

Verb:

The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.
My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.
by Wheezl February 18, 2023
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Waffle Maker

The process of someone pooping in a laptop and then closing it.
Look what Jared did to my laptop, now that's a waffle maker!
by Mister BamBum July 17, 2019
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fish waffle

1) a waffle shaped like a fish

2)a fried fish with lines from a spatula

3)a word used in excitement after reaching the top of a rope
1)Yummy, we are having fish waffles for breakfast.

2)The fish waffle fell off my plate and left greesy, black lines.

3)Fish waffle!
by bunny xoxo August 6, 2009
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Waffle house

A dining place that is UNTOUCHABLE, waffle house is ALWAYS OPEN. Sometimes in a REALLY bad storm it will have "limited menu". if it is closed RUN- wait no, IF IT IS CLOSED THERE IS NO SAVING YOURSELF YOU ARE DOOMED, REALITY IS SHATTERED, EXISTENCE IS UPSIDE DOWN, TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING. also caseoh breeding grounds
wanna go to waffle house

its closed

HOLY SHI-
by 0mAkine January 8, 2025
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