yogurt vagina

When you put cold yogurt on a spoon and shove it inside a woman's vagina.

Ex. "She was moaning so loud when I gave her the yogurt vagina!"

by TheSilentStalker July 7, 2016

Poo Vagina

When a woman wipes back to front to expose her genitals to fecal matter, so when a man goes down expecting a fish fillet he’ll only to come up with a sloppy joe.

That woman’s poo vagina smells like shit.

by Mystical_Voodoo April 25, 2021

vagina gang

A gang of badass sexy bitches

Alanna and Rachel are in the Vagina Gang, they're so hot!

by Bad bitch July 16, 2014

Violet vagina

When a girl does not get her sexual pleasure and is left just before cumming

E.G hey Johnson did you make that girl cum last night? Nah mate gave her a violet vagina

by Kilbey January 5, 2017

Vagina stretch

When you fuck dat v so hard that you can fit your whole leg inside of it

I have Brittney a nice vagina stretch

by PBI69420 March 18, 2020

vagina jam

Vagina jam is to a woman as smegma is to a man

Ew Krstina! You have been free balling all day, your shorts are going to be filled with vagina jam!

by Krstina Poop December 23, 2013

vagina poisoning

When a male ditches his friends and family over a vagina because he has been poisoned by said vagina. Symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of vagina's ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new vagina is. Although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from vagina poisoning. Almost all cases of vagina poisoning have been spawned by a succubus.

Q: Why hasn't John returned my texts and why is he still seeing Laura after she cheated on him?

A: He has vagina poisoning.

by Ginger I. Tis August 16, 2010