Verdansk Vaginas

Warzone players who become so terrified of being shot at in an FPS game that they put themselves in time-out in some random bedroom, or fly out to bum-fuck-egypt in a chopper, rather than... Get this... Use their weapon in a Call of Duty game. Can also be found crouched in a bush, laying at the top of a zipline or stairset, or behind a crate in a storage shed.
Teammate 1: "I'm 20 minutes into this match and I've seen 2 people"

Teammate 2: "This lobby must be filled with some real Verdansk Vaginas"
by DCShred96 November 28, 2020
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Vagina wielder

“Are you homosexual?”
“Nah I’m married to a vagina wielder
by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 March 23, 2021
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Jelly Vagina

Noun ; when your douche bag boyfriend has a jelly mold and porn on his browser at any given moment also known as total douche bag 😂
Omg I found Dan’s jelly vagina launched in his bed frame. What a nasty pig!
by AliDogFace69 August 28, 2021
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vagina poisoning

When a male ditches his friends and family over a vagina because he has been poisoned by said vagina. Symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of vagina's ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new vagina is. Although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from vagina poisoning. Almost all cases of vagina poisoning have been spawned by a succubus.
Q: Why hasn't John returned my texts and why is he still seeing Laura after she cheated on him?

A: He has vagina poisoning.
by Ginger I. Tis August 16, 2010
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strippering vaginas

female species that tend to do a lot of drugs and take their clothes off for public enjoyment in a club while worshiping their god <money>
known to surround military bases in the event that the militant ones need to see vagina because they cant make it home to wife or girlfriends

also entice old folk who are not happy with their relationships or marriage

come in nice and mean flavor
all shapes and sizes .... many with large tattoos
tend to wear extremely large heels and carry little purses
have boob-jobs or want boob-jobs overly worried about their bodies

they do not like house fees and have no problem causing trouble to customers because they think they are badass
The strippering vagina held the pole tightly between her legs as she extended her body upside down on the stage.
The strippering vaginas are surrounding the outside of the base so that our violence does not pour out into society.
by maskerbator August 23, 2011
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Vagina Stretcher

A truck, SUV or any vehicle that sits up high so when chicks step into it they stretch that vagina.
"Yo are you rollin through tonight?!"

"Fo sho! Rollin in the VS bitch!"

(VS aka Vagina Stretcher)
by Odizzledizzle February 25, 2014
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