turtle

fat shithead

me: fatfucker turtle ate my cherios today
person: ok

by KiwiTheTabbyz October 4, 2021

turtle smp

A discord/ Minecraft server where I spend my time

Have you been invited to the turtle smp?

by Turtle smp proud member June 21, 2021

The turtle gang

The local soccer club located in sterling commons in Sterling Heights Michigan. These amazing group of soccer players play at local park called dodge park. While everyone wishes they were as good at soccer as all of them.

Man the turtle gang always beats us 3-0 at dodge park.

by The turtle gang December 11, 2018

Premium Turtle Fuur

The short and curlies that keep your snatch warm frost free.

My beard got all tangled up in her premium turtle fuur...

by Dieder December 14, 2019

Cherry Turtle

Probably the best jjba drp/rp account and they post nice fan art, cosplays and hentai.

Man that Cherry Turtle post was good as hell

by HerefortheFood November 2, 2020

Namekian Turtle

A retarded turtle that looks like Piccollo from Dragon Ball Z.

Josef Bamelem is a Namekian Turtle

by Namekian Turtle June 6, 2019

bouncy turtles

Big ol' tiddies that bounce

Ay Dan, don't you love big bouncy turtles?

by 22 insane September 18, 2022