Turtle Style

Turtle Style is similar to doggy style while having sexual intercourse with a woman but the man balls up and latches on to the girls back, wrapping his arms and legs around her stomach, creating a shell.

Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought to improve intimacy. Where the man wears the shell part of the costume and the woman wears the rest of the costume. Intertwining both people as one turtle.

Guy 1: Yo did you see karen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I hit that turtle style.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude*turtle noise of appreciation*

by Turt master August 15, 2025

Turtles

The only animal that should be cared about. Don't use plastic straws bitch

And i opp is that a plastic straw. Save the turtles sksksks

by skskskVSCOGURL October 6, 2019

all turtles

to be slow/ fail at something

"Matthew Murillo's life is all turtles"

by Cmoses January 9, 2012

Bohemian Snapping Turtle

A shot of Blue Curaçao and Melon liqueur

I’ll have a beer and a Bohemian Snapping turtle

by Raphael De la Dictionary June 23, 2019

Dead Turtle

A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.

Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”

by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017

Turtle Fresh

Turtle fresh is when a man keeps his uncircumcised penis clean.

Girl 1: Isn't it gross to be with a guy who isn’t circumcised?
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!

by Lexasorouss February 23, 2020

Ass Turtle

Another word for retard.

"Man your such an ass turtle, you know that?"

by Dosoboi October 12, 2019