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Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.
Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!
by titarrot June 6, 2019
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Right?

A filibuster word used when someone full of shit doesn’t even believe what they’re saying so they attempt to have the audience auto-agree.
BS person: “So the blah blah blah doesn’t always correspond at the degree of the blah blah RIGHT? we know this because blah RIIIGHT?”

Audience member 1: “Right!”

Audience member 2: “Right yes..”

Audience member 2 after some thought: “Wait what..wrong. That’s so fuckin wrong”
by lyricalingenius August 4, 2019
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scrunchie on right

Means they are taken
Ooh she has her scrunchie on her right arm she’s taken
Scrunchie on right
by Hacjer August 16, 2019
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The Kid On The Right Of you

The kid on the right of you in class, the types may vary, but the most common and run into one is a Brody. He usually plays solitaire and constantly makes retarded noises and screams at the computer, if you encounter this type, try to ignore him as much as possible or by saying "stop being a fucking retard brody"
Oh shit The Kid on the right of you is raging at solitaire again! Oh SHIT HE'S BEATING THE COMPUTER MONITOR AGAIN.
by IneedMoreStickersForMyHydro August 26, 2019
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My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK
Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.
by wombledomble September 9, 2019
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Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights

Under strict legitimate international law one has the right to defecate in the pillowcase of all and any persons that, without a warrant, screenshot ones content, whether the content was privately or publicly shared
Person 1“Hey, do you have a warrant for that screenshot?”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase
by ThiccGrandDad September 21, 2019
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Bill of Rights

What greedy slimeballs try to and do covertly violate as much as they can for more control over people and their wallets.
Once a nation constituted by the bill of rights for people to be happy, now is only a memory.
by SpongeBoobies October 4, 2019
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