Tree Man

someone who looks like a tree and is emo. often found cooped up in their own room listening to rock music.

person 1: he's such a tree man
person 2: ikr! like black fingerless gloves??? thats so tree man-like!

by smexy mar January 9, 2022

Tree Fudge

noun-When bark from a tree is taken and mixed with melted chocolate, it makes Tree fudge.

what are you eating?
Oh just some tree fudge I made the other day

by renterphone123 December 14, 2010

Tree Topping

A way in which you masturbate using the jelly fish hand motion over the top portion of your penis

Hey Jim, my mom walked in while I was tree topping the shit out of my dick last night

by NUTSofaNAT July 15, 2017

pyramid bush tree

a spastic fuck no body wants around. Useless and tired, it is the pure definition of unwanted and they are better off killing themselves than living

Have you seen that pyramid bush tree?
Yeah, tell it to fuck off

by idgafbl2489 November 24, 2021

tree hawk

A tree hawk is when a grown man sits in top of a Birchwood tree with binoculars and stalks younger females.

Be careful if you venture out into the woods girls, yesterday we spotted a tree hawk a top a Birchwood tree.

by Peso_Gemini June 8, 2022

Black tree frog

a very angry squeaky avocado that doesn't get enough love.

Person 1: "Do you like frogs?"
Person 2: "Yes"
Person 1: "What is your favorite kind of frog?"
Person 2: "The black tree frog"
Person 1: "*looks it up* what the-"
Person 2: "shhhhh..."

by ArsonisticRaccoonOnSteroids November 2, 2023

tree

something standing outside with leaves on

thats a tree,go touch it

friend 1: whats that?
friend 2: thats
friend 1: what-
friend 2: A TREE DUMBASS

by ashovrr August 14, 2022