Not giving the slightest care about something, an absolute and resolute mode of lack of interest about a subject or event; lack of interest of the first degree in cases where it cannot be over emphasized.
Jim: Mary is having a house party and we are all invited.
Mark: I dont give a blank fuck about her party - two blank fucks even!
Mark: I dont give a blank fuck about her party - two blank fucks even!
by Autch-Money January 05, 2010
Susan (wife): My sister's friends Anna, Joanie, and Miriam might be meeting us all at Applebee's tonight to use up that giftcard, too.
Ron (husband): Don't tell me fucking whatsherface is coming. No, no, no. This is bullshit. It's going to be like work. I hate this. I don't think I wanna go.
Ron (husband): Don't tell me fucking whatsherface is coming. No, no, no. This is bullshit. It's going to be like work. I hate this. I don't think I wanna go.
by fucking whatsherface June 26, 2011
If you have a "fuck to give", it means you actually care about the situation or problem, which is generally rare. A "fuck to give", can also quickly disappear.
When you don't have a "fuck to give", you have no intention of caring about anything that relates to the problem/situation/statement.
When you don't have a "fuck to give", you have no intention of caring about anything that relates to the problem/situation/statement.
by Jam3s_B0nd July 16, 2014
by Xshawkatt September 10, 2018
When you drink beer then hit yourself with the can, fall off a skateboard onto your roof while a kid flips you off, a fire is to the right, and a fat pig is walking around.
by Siraco November 29, 2018
A drunken woman who attempts to skateboard off the roof of a shack, whilst a young boy gives her the finger before the cameraman switches angles to a pig.
I reckoned we'd both be put in Ozzyman's Destination Fucked Compilation Volume 7 if we got drunk and tried to skateboard.
by White Ranga November 30, 2018
Being filmed while smashed on a roof top, shot gunning a stubie with a face smash while attempting a Tony hawk kick flip and eating shit mid way, with the youth of today watching on giving moral support in the form of a fuck you finger amidst a brewing fire of rage and a fat pig wandering aimlessly with the thoughts of 'someone just fucking eat me already'!
by Magnetico November 29, 2018