Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.
Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.
by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023
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trees in jackets

Books, because trees are needed to produce paper. The "jackets" are made of paper, cardboard, plastic, leather or even metal.
Allen: A library is a place that has a lot of trees in jackets.

Susan: I wonder what Treebeard would think of that?!
by pentozali May 14, 2009
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sassy tree

Someone who is sassy but also happens to be quite annoying. They can be funny as well but sometimes they get on your nerves.
Omg that dude is SUCH a sassy tree!
by SomeHuman21 November 05, 2017
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The dumbfuck tree

A tree that people think you fell off when you do something stump stupid.
Who needs friends when yours fell off the dumbfuck tree.

One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.

'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'
by FrostbiteFlats February 05, 2025
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tree ass

a slightly perched rectum with a bush at the top resembling a tree
thought she was hot ,pulled down her pants and I swear man she had a tree ass
by BlackMagic666 December 18, 2017
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put up christmas tree day

In the day of November 12th you are to put up your christmas tree
put up christmas tree day is a ray on november 12th to put up your christmas tree
by christmas geek November 12, 2020
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2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree
Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"
by Klockoline October 13, 2023
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