In the trees

Coy way of telling people you have been smoking weed and are high.

helpful person: hey, you used the wrong their and said wood instead of would.
me: Oh thanks mate, sorry, I'm a bit in the trees.

by Legendary9Tails April 8, 2024

Tree

A fat tall person who has no friends and sucks dick

Ur a tree

by Snsbcisnc July 3, 2019

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

Bark up a tree

It means talking incessantly and or to anyone and anything, e.g. girls/guysbwho don't reply, celebrities (via social media) who don't even know if your existence.
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"That guy never stops talking. He could bark up a tree."

Original coinage:

*replies to 5 story posts with paragraphs, receives only an emoji reaction*
"I could bark up a tree *country accent*"

by Prajna_Disciple May 5, 2024

pan tree

A big apple tree, but instead of apples on it, there's pans on it.

The gardener picks the fresh pans off the pan tree.

by AStrunkMan69 May 25, 2022

Tree Hugger

A liberal who claims to love the environment, but uses their love of nature as an excuse to not shave their pits. More commonly just the women.

That tree hugger looks like a Turkish lesbian!

by Formerstreetrunnerofstlouis November 16, 2023

I'm a tree.

To insult or throw shade.
When you throw shade & you're around the person.

I'm a tree.

by bekkth March 1, 2021