Trap Queen

The highly skilled female authority figure of the home where illicit drugs are made and/or distributed and sold. Often times, she is directly involved in the manufacture of the drugs.

Describes a former girlfriend who "learned how to cook crack, and she kind of did it so good that she made enough for the both of us. She knew how to stretch that s--t..." -- Fetty Wap

Have you seen that girl cook crack? No wonder she is the trap queen.

by OhNoesDontDierxMePlz December 28, 2015

Chinese Finger Trap

The effect of surprising an Asian lover with the "Shocker", immediately followed by a punch to the stomach. The unfortunate adventurer is trapped in a simultaneous vaginal- and anal-clinch.

Godspeed.

She got out of line, so I treated myself to the old Chinese Finger Trap

by Shocker55 September 25, 2009

New Miami Speed Trap

A sexual act where you hide on the side of the dollar general on Riverside Drive until your cousin comes running by then you drop kick them and start blowing them.

Tina warned Ed about the New Miami Speed Trap but he didn’t listen.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

Speeding Car Fart Trap

When someone farts in the car while driving and traps you by locking all the windows so you can't breathe. Victims are forced to open the doors to gain fresh air while avoiding death by fart or other moving vehicles.

I was in a Speeding Car Fart Trap the other night. Jon kept farting and locking all the windows and we were forced to open the doors while he was driving. If I didn't open the door to get some air I would've thrown up!

by Bullyrey May 5, 2013

Back Door Trap Door

When your friend gets married and you never see him anymore because his wife keeps him in an unseen basement.

"Hey have you heard from Andrew lately?"
"No, Karen has him locked in a back door trap door."

by CaptainGangly May 11, 2015

new england lobster trap

When you are making love to a woman, and when your about to climax, she wraps her legs around you and says that she isn't on birth control. Thus, forcing you to conceive a child with her.

"I was with this really crazy girl and she New England Lobster Trapped me!"
"Looks like I'm going to be a father..."

by Vindit January 5, 2015

Snail trapped your nail

When you make a typo, similar to " did the cat get your tongue?".

Hi Jamie, did the snail trapped your nail cos you're typing like a wussy!

by Pseudoephedrineforyournose November 20, 2019