crack wine

white wine, whereby after one sip you just can't get enough

Jonathan: What we drinking tonight
Emma: I'm gonna get me some boxes of that crack wine bitch

by tinkertailor November 3, 2009

crack-attack

When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)

John: Hey guys, Mike is asleep.....Crack-attack!

Mike: (scarred for life)

by Spacer 54 April 18, 2009

life crack

a sensation you get that is similar to being on crack but drug free and high on life. aka super stoked! riding the crimson wave of fresh air.

---Me: Sorry Russ Im on crack

---Russ: what?!?!

---Me: nooo life crack, like im super pumped up!

by jgnarly April 7, 2010

Emo Crack

Emo music that makes you scream, "OOF!!"

Brendon Urie is bae, he is my emo crack

by 061005 November 10, 2018

snatch crack

Not quite as bad as dumb ass. Have not achieved dumb ass status yet.

You just a snatch crack tryin to become a dumb ass!

by asystole September 13, 2009

Cracked TV

When a homeless man/woman aquires a television set, but, realizing he/she cannot use it, sells it for crack or other drugs.

"I realized that after my electronics store was robbed the homeless people in the alley across the street were high more often, probably from selling a cracked TV.

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

zombie crack

snorting ashes of a human

that zombie just snorted some zombie crack.

by specialist984 July 30, 2015