Gym wood

When you get a raging boner at the gym.

Bro, that Instagram chick was working out right next to me last night, and she gave me major gym wood.

by Jeromeleggings March 8, 2022

wood

a tree

nice wood

by cartereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 9, 2022

The Woods

The Woods aka Fresno, Texas. Southside of The City of Houston Texas. Known for its deep thick wooded areas .There are a variety of trees The thick Woods offers high coverage for the typical rebel that steals and needs to stay out of sight

Where are y'all headed? To the Woods or back Woods.

by anonymous March 12, 2022

Emma Woods

She is most likely married to someone named Jonas woods they both love each other and they would die for each other they have been married for 25 years and still married and Emma is a is a singer and Jonas is a NFL player

Jonas: good morning cutie

Emma Woods good morning baby I love you

by Parker the man March 15, 2022

Morning wood

When you get a boner in the morning (mostly at 6:00 AM)

Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa March 16, 2022

witch of the wood

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms

Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.

by Devious_Spaghet March 22, 2022

Pile of Wood

My dick

Hey guys, I got something I need to get of my dick (shows a pile of wood)

by Some rando out there January 23, 2022