my Uncle Michel is so Much like an Uncle-Shit, he claimed that the Swastika and Hakenkreuz where the Same Symbol and that Asia will need to conform to the rest of the world and Ban the use of the Symbol.
by ZeitGoetia February 22, 2024
Get the Uncle-Shitmug. I don't know why everyone seems to think they rape us in our sleep because I have the coolest uncle ever.
He pretty much knows a bit of every popular language ever, plays a lot of instruments such as the flute, piano and clarinet.
He gave me 200 fucking dollars worth of presents on my birthday.
He pretty much knows a bit of every popular language ever, plays a lot of instruments such as the flute, piano and clarinet.
He gave me 200 fucking dollars worth of presents on my birthday.
Person 1: your uncle will have non-consensual sex otherwise known as rape aka. having sex without the consent of your partner aka. iesjwgtoeswihgt
Person 2: what.
Person 3: ok but what if i WANT my uncle to shove is big fat cock into my tiny ass
Person 4: Same
Person 2: what.
Person 3: ok but what if i WANT my uncle to shove is big fat cock into my tiny ass
Person 4: Same
by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 25, 2022
Get the Unclemug. by BeezaCM January 24, 2024
Get the Uncle Modemug. Spouse's pibling's husband.
My uncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
Get the uncle-by-marriage-in-lawmug. Parent's male third cousin.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the third cousin-unclemug. A manipulative, predatory figure who hides harmful intentions behind a friendly, “everybody’s uncle” persona.
An “Uncle Ronny” gains trust through charm and false kinship, often presenting as a caring community member or family-like figure. Behind the scenes, they target vulnerable young people for exploitation, provoke or challenge others to mask insecurity, and may act as an informant for authorities. They often use gossip, rumors, or fabricated “evidence” to blackmail others, creating a climate of fear that keeps them protected and in control.
The term describes someone who:
Pretends to be a safe, familiar figure
Seeks to exploit those with less power
Provokes men to assert false dominance
Collaborates with outside authorities against their own community
Controls through blackmail and fear
In short, an “Uncle Ronny” is a two-faced opportunist who uses trust as a weapon.
An “Uncle Ronny” gains trust through charm and false kinship, often presenting as a caring community member or family-like figure. Behind the scenes, they target vulnerable young people for exploitation, provoke or challenge others to mask insecurity, and may act as an informant for authorities. They often use gossip, rumors, or fabricated “evidence” to blackmail others, creating a climate of fear that keeps them protected and in control.
The term describes someone who:
Pretends to be a safe, familiar figure
Seeks to exploit those with less power
Provokes men to assert false dominance
Collaborates with outside authorities against their own community
Controls through blackmail and fear
In short, an “Uncle Ronny” is a two-faced opportunist who uses trust as a weapon.
Be careful around him — he’s giving real Uncle Ronny vibes, acting friendly while fishing for gossip to use against people.
by Veylan Cross August 12, 2025
Get the Uncle Ronnymug. the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.
1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.
3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.
4. phat unckles?? Really..
5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.
6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.
3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.
4. phat unckles?? Really..
5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.
6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!
by messy bun October 29, 2017
Get the phat unclesmug.