by Sorniix December 8, 2016
Get the newtons first lawmug. An unwritten law of physics that states that if an object is in free fall and you're trying to prevent it from dropping to the floor, it will always land far away from your hand.
Tried to catch that little Prilosec tablet. I don't see it anywhere; must've rolled under the bed. Peck's Law!
by pentozali April 26, 2010
Get the Peck's Lawmug. This is the law of bob:
If you dont know or cant remember the name of something its name automatically becomes Bob
If you dont know or cant remember the name of something its name automatically becomes Bob
Hubby- "Hun who's wedding did we meet at again?"
Wife *holy shit! I cant remember* <i>Law of Bob</i> *smile*
"Oh it was Bob's" *shifty eyes*
Dad-"Harry meet my baby girl."
Harry-"Whats her name?"
Dad-"Bob." *shifty eyes followed by a fast get away.*
Wife *holy shit! I cant remember* <i>Law of Bob</i> *smile*
"Oh it was Bob's" *shifty eyes*
Dad-"Harry meet my baby girl."
Harry-"Whats her name?"
Dad-"Bob." *shifty eyes followed by a fast get away.*
by Ginkies January 4, 2008
Get the law of bobmug. A man with an unusually large dick who keeps his woman cock-whipped simply by the pleasure he gives her in bed. He's the boss of his castle. When he says jump, she says how high? And if she ever gets upitty, he simply whips out his massive rod of correction and bangs on her until she begs her master for mercy. Basically she's addicted to his big cock and will be good so she doesn't risk losing it.
"I told my woman to get me a beer last night and she had the nerve to tell me to get it myself. Well, I had to lay down the law real good after that. I gave it to her for an hour and a half. But I think she wanted it that way all along."
"So how's that new boyfriend of yours in bed, Julie?"
"Well, he's sweet and all, but he's not exactly Laying Down the Law if you know what I mean."
"Oh yeah. I know the type. I give it 2 weeks tops."
"So how's that new boyfriend of yours in bed, Julie?"
"Well, he's sweet and all, but he's not exactly Laying Down the Law if you know what I mean."
"Oh yeah. I know the type. I give it 2 weeks tops."
by Erotic writer April 26, 2010
Get the Laying Down the Lawmug. the concept that foods which are good for you taste like cardboard (or poop)!! -while foods that are bad for you taste wonderful!!!! (usually animal products!!)
i wanted me a nice steak, but was married to a vegetarian and could only eat cardboard; thanks to the health food law!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
Get the health food lawmug. While the movie Judge Dredd is playing, put on a blind fold and begin to masturbate. Right before you cum yell out "I AM THE LAW" in your best Sylvester Stallone impression.
by Gildo2000 February 4, 2009
Get the I AM THE LAWmug. An example of Mrs Murphy's law:
Your driving to work and your running late.
Not only do your brakes fail, but you have just made it over a hill, and it's a long way down.
Your design project that counts for a third of your year 12 subject score is almost finished after 13 weeks.
Not only has your computer died and refuses to start again (even in safe mode!) you where only 5 mins off printing it out and handing it in later that day. There are no extensions!
Your driving to work and your running late.
Not only do your brakes fail, but you have just made it over a hill, and it's a long way down.
Your design project that counts for a third of your year 12 subject score is almost finished after 13 weeks.
Not only has your computer died and refuses to start again (even in safe mode!) you where only 5 mins off printing it out and handing it in later that day. There are no extensions!
by xxbuffyfreakxx January 14, 2009
Get the Mrs Murphy's lawmug.