jews

a jew is someone who was disliked by a tiny man with a ugly mustache

soldier: ZE JEWS ARE IN ZE ATTIC!!!!
*gunfire*

by simerboy November 16, 2021

Jew-Lia

Nice Mad lad. Ginger lamo *dab*

Me: damn Jew-Lia
Jew-Lia: suh

by Poo$$y$mell$ December 14, 2018

Jew

A person of the Jewish religion.

Hi, I'm a Jew.

by person@person June 26, 2025

juar (jew are)

to feel emo, to your self, or kinda stupid....

"dude I totally feel "juar (jew are) today"

by lil aimly December 20, 2008

Jew-du

Instrumental sorcery produced by Jewish Mystics. I.e. Dessert Dwellers, Kalya Scintilla, etc...

Upon arrival at the festival we were immediately sucked in by the wonky Jew-du coming from the speakers.

by Bartholomew Kandinsky November 19, 2017

Tunnel Jew

New York Jews who make tunnels under New York City. They can be seen emerging from sewer drains in the night and heard by some 1st floor NYC residents.

“Bro I swear I’m not crazy! I can hear Yiddish under my living room floor at night. It has to be the Tunnel Jews.”

by Pet_My_Chia January 20, 2024

Jew Jeans

Anti-Semitic term referring to Levi jeans.

A White nationalist asked for a boycott of Levi stores and their Jew jeans in response to their advocacy of civil rights positions.

by GreenHillGuy April 9, 2021