Nemo's right hand

Nemo's right hand is extremely large and his penis is to.If you ever find a Nemo with a large hand stay with him because his dick is probably big.

Nemo's right hand was supposed to jerk off kong, but it really jerked of kenny kan.

by TimmyAndKongGotAids May 28, 2019

Alt Right

Defender of the Republicans, character created by Youtuber Bafflenuuk to parody All Might.

Bafflenuuk: You will go with me
Grekiro: I fell a little lefty myself so I don't think so mr. Alt Right *logs into a diffrent server*
Bafflenuuk: *comes after him* FACE MY LIBERAL SMASH!

by Drocitto123 May 30, 2019

Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.

Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!

by titarrot June 6, 2019

Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights

Under strict legitimate international law one has the right to defecate in the pillowcase of all and any persons that, without a warrant, screenshot ones content, whether the content was privately or publicly shared

Person 1“Hey, do you have a warrant for that screenshot?”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase”

by ThiccGrandDad September 21, 2019

Bill of Rights

What greedy slimeballs try to and do covertly violate as much as they can for more control over people and their wallets.

Once a nation constituted by the bill of rights for people to be happy, now is only a memory.

by SpongeBoobies October 4, 2019

Left and righted it

Left and righted it Another way of saying you have left work double early ni

Have you left and righted it from work yet?

by Double busy October 11, 2019

Right?

A filibuster word used when someone full of shit doesn’t even believe what they’re saying so they attempt to have the audience auto-agree.

BS person: “So the blah blah blah doesn’t always correspond at the degree of the blah blah RIGHT? we know this because blah RIIIGHT?”

Audience member 1: “Right!”

Audience member 2: “Right yes..”

Audience member 2 after some thought: “Wait what..wrong. That’s so fuckin wrong”

by lyricalingenius August 4, 2019