Super straight

The super straight society was made for all straight people attacked by the lgbtq+ community and was made to show how toxic and immature the lgbtq+ community is because they make up genders based on sexual preferences so if a straight person does it there should be no issue. The lgbtq+ community spreads hate in our society that we need to fix.

Dude 1:Yo look she hot.
Dude 2:yo dude she trans Im super straight I'm not into that.
Dude 1:true facts let's dip

by anonymous March 10, 2021

Super Bryon

A waste of air that wants to sodomize every father figure he see's.

If I was Super Bryon I'd fuck Andy's dad all day and night.

by philthyphil420 July 27, 2009

Super Straight

If your sexuality is based on the ability to have biological children with your partner then you identify as Super Straight. If either partner is infertile and a donor egg or sperm is required, both partners can declare their sexuality to be Super Straight as the intent to have biological children is still there. If both partners are infertile and choose to adopt a child, both partners can declare their sexuality as super straight as their intention would have been to have biological children if possible

I want to go on a date with a super straight partner that I can have biological children with

by all4equality March 9, 2021

Super dooper

A 'super dooper' occurs when an individual takes (specifically) boot laces and ties them together. The individual then ties large knots down the length of the laces. The individual then places the laces in another individual's rectum.

My old lady and I were having some fun, then it got crazy and she gave a a super dooper! It was super:D

by J Styles December 5, 2012

Super straight

A sexuality that makes a heterosexual person attracted to a person whose cisgender, and wouldn't date a trans person. It's a sexuality that mocks the LGBTQ+ community and it isn't real.

Super straight person 1: Aye! I am super strai-

Person 2: *shoots them* Nah you are not valid, just transphobic.

by gh0st1ym0th March 23, 2021

super wedge

An ass wedge that is the worst, deepest, most painful wedge ever. A way to achieve this wedge is to ride a waterslide, become airborn, and your bathing suit will get sucked up into your ass.

Ally had a super wedge after riding Gironimo at Water Country!

by Killah B July 28, 2008

Super Junior

Someone who went to college and dropped out their senior year to be a king pin

I wish I was as cool as that super junior

by Matt Bruno June 13, 2019