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Angry Otter

A sex act. When a man is titty-fucking a woman and cums too soon or against her will so she hits him in the balls like an otter breaking open an oyster.
Nick was titty-fucking Dolly and blew his load too soon so she gave him the Angry Otter. Needless to say he was walking a little funny this morning.
by Stefon Zelesky October 5, 2021
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Angry Alpaca

When a girl is giving you head and you nut without telling her causing her to spit with force and the jizz hits you.
I was getting head and the slut full out turned into a angry alpaca
by Angry girrafe neck April 17, 2016
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Angry indian

A disgruntled native American usually above average body hair, who likes to smell his own farts and finds under age women attractive.
I angry indian in my friend's car. It still stinks.
by Mad native August 13, 2024
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Angry Beaver

Angry beaver is when during normal sex in any position.. You know you've beaten it up and did a good job when you climax and there's blood on your shaft cause she has started her period while you were having sex .... Bright red hence the Angry Beaver!!
Last night while having sex with Beth i knew i just had an angry beaver because of the blood on my shaft
by Mr. Freckles 69 February 9, 2018
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Angry Chair

Sitting on an angry chair
Angry walls that steal the air
Stomach hurts and I don't care
What do I see across the way, hey?
See myself molded in clay, oh
Stares at me, yeah, I'm afraid
Changing the shape of his face, oh yeah

Candles red, I have a pair
Shadows dancing everywhere
Burning on the angry chair
Little boy made a mistake, yeah
Pink cloud has now turned to gray, oh
All that I want is to play, hey
Get on your knees, time to pray, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Corporate prison, we stay, hey
I'm a dull boy, work all day, oh
So I'm strung out anyway, hey
Loneliness is not a phase
Field of pain is where I graze
Serenity is far away
Saw my reflection and cried
So little hope that I died, oh
Feed me your lies, open wide, hey
Weight of my heart, not the size, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Pink cloud has now turned to gray
All that I want is to play
Get on your knees, time to pray, boy

Angry Chair
by Death Menace June 27, 2023
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Angry Ass

Angry ass is passing very nasty farts.
by Ebil B February 22, 2018
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angry spoon

When you spoon but you're angry, sometimes a sex position if you are kinky enough.
Fuck I think Tyler just gave me the Angry Spoon
by Jumping Spoons April 24, 2016
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