by Sarah.k April 30, 2017
Get the A jacobmug. To pause at the most inopportune time in a sentence which results in people misconstruing the meaning and direction of the sentence
I was fooling around with people...... In the marketing space.
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence
by Jaymal Soni April 8, 2023
Get the Jacob that sentencemug. 
Get the Jacobmug. A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022
Get the Jacob Simmonsmug. The baddest white nigg- to ever rome the earth. He will take the baddest hoes right in front of you. Watch out for a jacob
by Jacummm May 26, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. A person that is like the devil himself. A person so selfish, that anything you give him, he keeps for himself, and is just PLAIN stupid!
by heyaguys167! October 29, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. by your locald DEEAALER April 11, 2020
Get the Jacob Franklinmug.