School Toilets

The School Toilets are places of danger, used in previous by satanists to play Bloody Mary. Where teachers come to perve on you by looking over or under the tiny shitholes they call stalls. The place where bullying is prone to happen.

Teacher: Wash your hands. Wipe your ass.
Pupil: Alright, just piss of you perverted hag.

Pupil: Fuck I need a dump. Miss, can I go to the toilets?
Teacher: No!, you should have gone at break time.

Pupil: Oh fuck, I Shat myself because of that cunt.
Bully: Hey guys look at this Gaylord, (Bully stands on the School Toilets to look over and Mugshot them).

by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020

online school

A way to speedrun dropping out. You either know what you're doing during online school or you're collapsing underneath the mountain of homework your teachers assign you.

"Online school is slowly making me believe in Thanos."

by floryus October 14, 2020

middle school

the awkward in-between stage of your life when it feels like everything is falling apart but your only worries are that crush you have on the best friend of the girl who has a crush on you and it feels like love
the building you're stuck in for like 8 hours a day without choice

middle school ain't nothing son

by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017

School Milk

that nasty milk in school that kinda resembles slime from a nickelodeon ad but brown, maybe

person 1: damn you see those vids of nasty school milk?

person 2: *spits milk out*

by Sphericaldorito October 28, 2021

School Air

Basically school air is air in school that when you absorb it and breathe it, it can ruin your appearance, outfit, hair, makeup etc. Basically lets just say you are ready for school looking good but as soon as you step in to school, everything on you changes in a negative way. And when you go back home, your hair would be as good as it was in the morning

"The School air totally ruined my appearance"

by CARAVARA June 6, 2023

gastonday school

School known for it snitches and mama boy pussys

Finally get to get out of the hell hole that is gastonday school.

by Luz gg November 2, 2018

School computer

The term “school computer” means that a select computer takes 15 minutes to boot up and an additional 5 to load in your first search and cannot even run flash games above 45fps, usually 5-15 years old.

Kid: Dude this thing is like a school computer!
Kid2: And you just bought it?
Kid: Hell yea, and I’m pissed!

by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018