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Ryan Cruz 

17 year old from Wildomar that is in the running for the world's sexiest man alive. His abs are the role model for body builders. If he were to walk into a store without shoes and/or a shirt he would still get service. Cruz fought in the Vietnam War, Desert Storm, and served in Iraq for 2 years.
I heard Ryan Cruz tied in a kickboxing match with Chuck Norris.
Ryan Cruz by holocaustlol October 27, 2011
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Ryan Johnson 

Evil takes a human form in Ryan Johnson . Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.
Did you see Ryan Johnson basically grope that girl in class
yeah grody
Ryan Johnson by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019

Ryan's Mum 

aaaah that girl is a Ryan's Mum
Ryan's Mum by bgirebgoewrgbes October 23, 2008

Ryan Key 

The lead singer to the band: Yellowcard. Born December 17th 1979.
Yellowcard Fan # 1: "Did you see Ryan Key last night at Yellowcard's concert?"
Yellowcard Fan # 2: "Yeah. He was great!"
Ryan Key by YellowcardFighting October 17, 2008

ryan braun 

In 2007, he had quite possibly the greatest offensive season ever by any rookie. He hit .324 and hit 34 home runs and drove in 97. He led the National League in slugging percentage and set a rookie record for it. Here in 2008, Ryan braun is the cleanup hitter for one of the best teams in baseball, the Milwaukee Brewers.
Wow, what a home run by Ryan Braun!
ryan braun by Hrpfielder1031 April 4, 2008

Ryan'd my boys 

The act of putting on a sock in such a thoughtless manner that you wind up giving yourself a king sized crack to the nuts.
While getting dressed to go get a pizza.

person 1: F#@& !

person 2: what happened?

Person 1: I just Ryan'd my boys...
Ryan'd my boys by TrChesterMoles February 25, 2010

Ryan Page Orgy 

When a group of men get together and jerk each other off.
Common gay slang in the I.E.

Sometimes used in place of 'circle jerk', 'man train', 'gay orgy'.
"Shut up Jon, you aren't even a part of this Ryan Page Orgy."
"You hear about the RP Orgy going down this weekend? You down?"
Ryan Page Orgy by Driftir November 13, 2011