Beer Porn

the phenomenon where simple household objects begin to seem erotic the more alcohol is consumed

Dude 1 "dude that flower is giving it to that vase"
Dude 2 "no dude thats just Beer Porn"

by manboylvr2112 October 11, 2008

car porn

Any type of media (especially film) which exhibits particularly excessive depictions of cars. For example, depictions of drifting, burnouts, crashes, camera angles, etc. so excessive, numerous and repeated that they highly resemble the cinematographic structure of filmed sex acts.

The films Ronin and Smokey and the Bandit are car porn. Videos that solely focus on continuous repeated car shots are also car porn.

by ara s. January 6, 2009

Cloud Porn

noun; a collection of titillating imagery and/or movies that can be easily accessed from any mobile device as well as your computer without using space on either. This allows for the ultimate in clandestine masturbatory activities without alerting anyone as to where you keep your "stash". Best used with people who view their porn on multiple devices or on shared computers.

I got a free 50 gb account with box.net and I'm going to use it as a place to store my cloud porn.

by Crazybmws November 22, 2011

satanic porn

A type of music that is a mixture of satanic rock and porn music.

John is into satanic porn music.

by Deep blue 2012 October 16, 2009

Fogey porn

When you walk in on Gramps at the rest home and he's getting a blowie from Aunt Bee.

My Grandpa got dementia so we had to stick him in a nursing home. Now he's banging hotties like a fool. "Damn gramps you better slow that shit down," "STFU, sonny and just keep the camera rolling. I gots me a Fogey Porn website to keep up".

by jvermin June 17, 2008

explosion porn

Sexual like explosions or bursts

Transformers 4 is massive explosion porn

by Ryanbuster June 27, 2014

porn pirate

Someone so addicted to porn, they'll view it any where and it's all they think or talk about

Tommy is a real porn pirate - he even watches it at work

by ditch_doc March 22, 2015