poo situation

A situation involving the anal expulsion of faecal matter and two or more individuals, also involving at least one unconsenting party.

The faecal predator lured their unsuspecting victim into a poo situation, without their consent.

by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013

Poo rooster

A rooster who lives in a person's bottom and eats poo

"I got a poo rooster today"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020

Ninja poo

Noun 1. When any person calls another for the purpose of taking a shit on the phone without them knowing.

Noun 2. Taking a shit on the phone without their knowledge by masking unpleasant sounds with casual conversation.

1. Chris calls John on the phone, they share casual conversation. Chris needs to take a shit but does not want to pause the conversation. Chris covers loud grunting sounds as they chat committing a "ninja poo".

2. Chris and Shelly chat on the phone when the urge to shit comes upon Chris. Shelly does not give the opportunity for a break rather than shit his pants Chris masks his sounds with a strategically placed loud "I AGREE or YES PERFECT" thus committing a ninja poo.

3. A ninja poo begins with the pants doping as the cheeks touch the seat and ends when the shit covered toilet paper hits the water or when the toilet flushes if there is no paper. All actions must be preformed on the phone.

by Chris and John (Toronto) February 13, 2010

toasting poo

when a piece of excrement is placed on the end of a wooden stick and held over a campfire until its light and crusty.

man can you smell that toasting poo i cant wait till supper!!!!

by drue peakock November 23, 2004

poo wedger

Another person who rams his cock into anothers ass forming a wedge shaped poo to be excreted.

"you totally poo wedged me bro"

"I'm a poo wedger"

by becca jade May 4, 2008

rohrschach poo

fecal remains on a wall or floor resembling an ink blot test.

Vondrak, trying to hover over a public toilet, left a large rohrschach poo on the wall.

by dan quizenberry April 2, 2009

coathanger poo

A large and hard poo that will only go down if first broken up with a coathanger.

D'Arcy finished the block of cheddar and knew he would need to go to Macys and steal some coathangers. Tomorrow would be a coathanger poo kind of day.

by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017