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im a pickle

Saying that your a pickle means tha- CRUNCH- my friend just ate your head off. (And your cousin is a cucumber, it’s complicated)
Im a pickle and I have no head
by Dakota-AnimeLemonz-sky June 10, 2020
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Pickle

A pickle is an ancient god who was known for his dill humor. Pickles are very holy, and taste very nice on popcorn.
Example: “I think it’s daily pickle praying time, gotta get to the dill castle
“Popcorn was so boring, until they flavored it with pickles. My life is complete!”
by Mrdefinitions June 29, 2020
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Bush Pickle

(N) noun: A small, uncircumcised penis surrounded by way too much public hair.
"Stacy, did you hook up with that Sigma Kappa guy last night?"

"Yeah, he wanted me to give him head but I choked halfway through on his bush pickle, i couldn't breathe and it took me forever to find the thing!"
by dixonhand June 30, 2020
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Fucked the pickle

(Verb) To take an action which requires a dangerously low level of common sense, inability to process logical thought, possibly symptomatic of impaired cognitive ability, stroke, CTE, or bad genetics (e.g. inbreeding).
Wow, Governor Abbott, you really fucked the pickle on that one. (With regards to opening the state before the COVID-19 curve flattened and then demanding that schools open in the Fall while cases continue to rise at an alarming rate)
by pull-mai-fingr July 12, 2020
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Sea Pickle

This is a very wet pickle that you sometimes shove up your asshole and scream for mercy while the pickle gropes your sac and squeezes.
Omg... you should try this sea pickle it really goes in my butt.
by Weird butt July 14, 2020
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Pickle Rick

Pickle Rick is literally the funniest shit i've ever seen. It's this man that becomes a pickle. Isn't it funny, its funny i think.
John : whats the funniest shit you've ever seen?!
Anais : Pickle Rick 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
by ThiccPickleRick69 August 10, 2020
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Pickle Rick

You know that show Rick + Morty? Well, this guy in the show called Rick turned himself into a pickle and then he yells “I’M PICKLE RIIICK”! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
by nlolhere August 16, 2020
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