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Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder

An affliction of the mind suffered by those who choose to take part in a threesome which fails for a variety of reasons, but most frequently due to the impotence of one of the involved parties who may or may not have caved under the pressure.
Fuck, I thought afternoon delighting it with Mack and Cliff was gonna be awesome, but now I have a wicked bad case of Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder.
by AwesomeSauce419 May 5, 2014
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Post-Failed Sex Disorder

PFSD-A Severe Anxiety Disorder that comes upon oneself after her or she fails to have successful sex with someone, PFSD tends to be more common in males than females due to ED.
Bob went through some extreme Post-Failed Sex disorder after failing to "Get it up" while attempting to have sex with his girlfriend.
by Nross December 1, 2011
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awkward post-goodbye hello

Situation in which you encounter someone you know - especially someone you have not spoken to in some time - have a conversation then depart, only to immediately encounter the person again, resulting in social awkwardness.
Former neighbours A and B run into each other at the mall and chat for a while, following which:

A. It was nice to run into you!

B. It really was - send my regards to your family.

A. Take care!

Five minutes later A and B run into each other again in the parking lot and smile sheepishly at the awkward post-goodbye hello
by O-town daddy September 13, 2013
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post over times Charlie

Something Daniel made up on Twitter, but is confusing Charlie. To this day Charlie has no idea what it means, but he’s defining it on Urban Dictionary to try to feel sane again.
Charlie was confused when he saw Daniel’s tweet which read, “Post over times Charlie.”
by Chuck is Confused March 16, 2021
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post-sleepover depression

When it's Sunday evening after you had a sleepover with your friend on Saturday night, and you realize it's back to school again on Monday.
When I was 13, I spent the weekend at Cetin The Cretin's house. As I got home on Sunday evening... I realized things were boring and school started soon... post-sleepover depression.
by Downvoting Victim January 1, 2014
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Post-Adolescent Idealistic Phase

The time after the pointless teen years in which a young person develops what are called "standards" and "morals." It is a time in which eyes are opened and "The Truth" suddenly becomes clear.

Usually beginning when one enters college, said young person reads deep literature, searches for the meaning of life, and listens to college radio, all the while secretly becoming even more confused than when he/she was an lame 16 year old.

The Post-Adolescent Idealistic Phase usually entails naive 18-20something year olds upholding hopeful, yet unrealistic morals. Often, utopian dreams can be confused for "The Truth."

After the phase has ended, the young person must beware becoming highly hypocritical and/or jaded once life has slapped them around a bit.
"Is Josh giving you shit because he going through his post-adolescent idealistic phase?"
Dionne on Josh, "Clueless"
by Get the quote right dammit October 14, 2008
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Post Whore

See: Dave from Canberra/Captain Obvious/Your Royal Hotness
Dave/Captain Obvious/Your Royal Hotness is a "Post WHore"
by Alllllllmonde April 10, 2005
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