Poo rooster

A rooster who lives in a person's bottom and eats poo

"I got a poo rooster today"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020

rohrschach poo

fecal remains on a wall or floor resembling an ink blot test.

Vondrak, trying to hover over a public toilet, left a large rohrschach poo on the wall.

by dan quizenberry April 2, 2009

Poo Debris

Poo-duh-briss
Poop particles that can come from a fart or very messy poop. Contact with poo debris can result in side effects such as pink eye or even death depending on the potency of the fart and/or messy poop.

Person 1: Dude, I just sharted and there's poo debris everywhere!!
Person 2: How bad is it? I'm not trying to get pink eye.

by Coon lvl 9000 July 20, 2015

coathanger poo

A large and hard poo that will only go down if first broken up with a coathanger.

D'Arcy finished the block of cheddar and knew he would need to go to Macys and steal some coathangers. Tomorrow would be a coathanger poo kind of day.

by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017

poo wedger

Another person who rams his cock into anothers ass forming a wedge shaped poo to be excreted.

"you totally poo wedged me bro"

"I'm a poo wedger"

by becca jade May 4, 2008

Poo cancer

Poo cancer is more commonly referred to as constipation. It is the result of the continuous growth and proliferation of poo cells in the colon and rectum. Sometimes this is also referred to as a butt baby and requires an epidural to pass. President Donald Trump was a butt baby and was passed via his mother's rectum. This is why he is such a piece of shit.

I ate at P.F. Changs all week and now I have poo cancer!

by Do the Stammy Leg February 22, 2020

Deja Poo

When you are so drunk that you're very well into a blackout state and you make it home to take a massive poop on the toilet. The poop drains so much energy out of you that you pass out on the toilet before flushing. When you wake up in the morning you see the poop, but can't actually remember ever taking one and are still able to recognize it as your own.

Bro 1: "What happened to you last night? You were so hammered."

Bro 2: "I have no idea! All I know is that I woke up to a deja poo this morning that smelled terrible!"

by Dasterdly Drunk June 26, 2012