hogwarts poo

An extra magical poo where you shit and wipe your ass and nothing is on the paper LIKE HOLY SHIT. but on top of that you look down AND THERE IS NO SHIT OR ANY EVIDENCE OF A POO IN THE TOILET LIKE FUUUUUUCK.
jim: sally I just did a hogwarts poo holy Jesus

Sally: that's so magical I haven't had a hogwarts poo for 48 days
by bigtitsOG May 31, 2017
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Poo Knuckler

A poo knuckler is someone that shoves there fist up another persons ass.
Guy 1: You poo knuckler
Guy 2: Do you even know what that means?
Guy 1: no, what?
Guy 2: a poo knuckler is when someone shoves a fist up your butt!
Guy 1: No way, you just pulled that definition out of your ass
Guy 2: Literly!
by Walruses unite February 01, 2011
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Fantom poo

a poo that you do but you dont feel it come out, the only way you know it has come out is that you here the splash, but when you look into the toilet it isnt there, it has gone down the pipe.
"OMG i have just done a fantom poo that i didnt feel but is splashed my but and it isnt in the loo.
by Tizmo January 09, 2008
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meanie poo

What little kids call us when we're not nice to them
Donald Trump is a meanie poo!
by frabrizio August 04, 2017
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marky poo

"do you see that marky poo over there?
"oh hes so hot"
by hjgvuhygtrsrhy June 23, 2022
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Poo Debris

Poo-duh-briss
Poop particles that can come from a fart or very messy poop. Contact with poo debris can result in side effects such as pink eye or even death depending on the potency of the fart and/or messy poop.
Person 1: Dude, I just sharted and there's poo debris everywhere!!
Person 2: How bad is it? I'm not trying to get pink eye.
by Coon lvl 9000 July 05, 2015
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Poo nugget

I got a poo nugget in my change after shopping
by Superbubble July 02, 2018
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