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Phone stalking

The act of staring at your phone, relentlessly, hoping that it will ring. Generally, phone stalkers are hoping a SPECIFIC person will call, not just any random person. Other symptoms of phone stalking include: checking that the battery is charged, making sure the ringer is on loud enough to be heard and making random calls to your friends to make sure your service is still active.
A: Man, stop looking at your phone...
B: Shut it, I am just making sure its on in case {name} calls.
A: STOP phone stalking,. She'll call when she wants to. LAME.
by dcgrl September 24, 2011
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National Phone Day

This day your parents are finna have to give a free phone. If they say no tell the to look at this.
Jolie: Hey mom!
Mom: hey sweetie
Jolie: Its national phone day :')
Mom: No it isnt! 😠
Jolie: *shows*
Mom: Uhhh😥😥😥
by KrazyKid1019 September 30, 2021
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gaff phone

A concoction of alcoholic beverages transferred into an empty 2L bottle of some sort and shared amongst a group of people leaving a house "gaff" party en route to a nightclub.

The name originates from North County Dublin, the bottle resembles a house phone, & everyone always wants to use the gaff phone!
Who wants to use the gaff phone?

Giz a shot of the gaff phone?

Who's next on the gaff phone?
by MalletMan December 13, 2016
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sock phone

When you hide your friend's phone in his sock when he isn't paying attention
A sleepover:

Oswald goes to the bathroom
Phillip: yo man put his phone in that sock.
Jimmy: yeh brah that'll be hilarious! A real sock phone!
by mr. shmeckles November 29, 2013
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Pandemic phone

When you use the economic stimulus money to buy a new cell phone. The new Obama phone.
Yo dawg is that the iPhone 11 pro? Ya bro Trump got me that pandemic phone.
by Shankss9 August 1, 2020
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Phone

What a fucking retard you are if you are asking your phone that... :)
What a PHONE
by higytuhyuyf June 16, 2019
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phone vibe

When spending time with a person/people doesn’t actually involve spending time with each other and instead everyone just looks at their phones in silence.

Kinda lame
Μy friend Marshal is always on his phone, he’s a total phone vibe.

I wouldn’t have come to this party if I knew it was just gonna be a phone vibe.
by stevoooooo December 1, 2023
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