candes nuts

things that fit in your mouth

hey bob candes (bob) candes what? CANDES NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH

by hebegebederp May 23, 2022

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Commodore Nut

A commodore nut is what happens when one decides to contract their muscles during ejaculation, allowing only a small amount of seminal fluid to escape the tip of the penis and then pulling out of the probed orifice.

"I was fucking that bitch Ayisha last night and I almost busted a nut in her, but as a last ditch efforti decided to go with a commodore nut."

by blueskar May 26, 2017

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Nut muffin

An anal creampie

—That was a good creampie.
—It wasnt a creampie, it was a nut muffin.

by BBCece July 8, 2022

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Nut Mugger

An overly aggressive girl/guy who is trying to get into a guy's pants and at his nuts.

Bob: That striper is such a Nut Mugger. She would not leave me alone.

Fred:Yea, she wanted your nuts bad!

by BobDaily2 August 22, 2009

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support nut

When you need to release a big fat nut and you ask for help from one of your trusted pals

Bobby: "Hey dude can you help me out and be my support nut?"
Beter: "Sure can my dude but, no homo"
Bobby: "Is it okay if I release it on your mouth brother?"
Beter: "Sure my dude but, no kisses cuz' that shit gay"

by ProLapsedMaster April 21, 2018

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