mud show

When you had Taco Bell and you now have all the anal lube you need.

Steven is coming over to give Danny a Mud Show

by Wrex'n dat rectum December 27, 2023

Mud flaps

Jays tittys

He has mud flaps

by Hackett February 5, 2020

Mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

« may we all be mud monsters. »

by TheMudMonsterEnthusiastic September 18, 2021

Alabama Mud Slushee

While having anal sex, your partners rectum is full of shit. You then take chipped ice and pour it in creating a slurry. Then you vigorously pummel the rectum creating the infamous Alabama Mud Slushee.

That chick let me stick it in her butt last night. She was full of poop, so I decided to throw in ice chips and give her an Alabama Mud Slushee. Man, was she pissed.

by Headshok1962 March 20, 2025

Texas Mud Bridge

The act of inserting a clear plastic tube in the anus, and inserting the other end of the tube in the anus of a "trusted" partner and shitting back and forth into each others asshole.

Earl and Jim-Bob got drunk and built a Texas Mud Bridge the other night.

by zuulybully July 18, 2018

mud flute

One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.

Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.

by OpenHandSlap November 17, 2017

mud juice

Mud juice is cough syrup and sprite mixed together another word for it is lean

“What you sipping on?”, “I’m sipping on that mud juice”

by imnotstixx October 31, 2023