car park money

In certain parts of Belfast if something costs 2 quid it might be referred to as 'Car Park Money'... Similar to the definition of 1 quid being a Yogi and the item you are paying for being also a Yogi

Worker: That's £1.60 please
Customer: Here is 2 quid
Worker: Ah, Car Park Money

by FactcheckGuy August 24, 2017

Cash money phiash

A phiash that is rich and literally made of money

Yo, that’s a cash money phiash

by Cash möney phïash January 16, 2019

Money-Fucking Spenderbitch

A person who taps your card and drains your bank account with no regard for Christ. More commonly known as a gold digger.

1. “Bro, you have to drop that ho, she’s a Money-Fucking Spenderbitch.”
2. “Duuude, I just started dating this girl Brittany. She gives great sloppy-toppy, but I think she’s a Money-Fucking Spenderbitch.”

by coolrichard32 February 11, 2019

Danny Benz Money

A large quantity of money (>$100MM)

Guy 1: "Heard the Cubs signed Yu Darvish to a huge contract."

Guy 2: "Yeah but he's still not making Danny Benz money."

Guy 1: "I just made $100K commission off of this deal."
Guy 2: "$100K? Better step your game up if you want to make Danny Benz money."

by the_rickest_rickthere_ever_was May 17, 2018

mr money man

when u spend all your money on drip, AKA Harry Ricketts, a sexy mother fucker. He plugs bare tings and is sick.

harry ricketts is "mr money man"

by harry ricketts June 6, 2019

slug in a money box

When your cock isn't up to it and it resembles a slug but you try to stuff it in anyway and the receiving hole is tight. Like the opening coin slot on a money box.

"Hey Colin did you get laid last night?"
"Yeah bruv, me cock wasn't interested though so it was like sticking a slug in a money box"

by Bixadon December 15, 2017

Finger fuck money

Money you don't need

I don't need this job,"it's just finger fuck money"!

by Wildgraciepoo July 20, 2016