Light Bender

The slang term for an optician

Here we are with a whole room full of light benders at Vision Expo

by Random Aussie May 3, 2025

yass-lighting

A combination of "Yass"/"Yass Queen" and gaslighting.
Convincing a person into believing something through hyping them up and/or positive public support.

Person 1"2 + 2 = 5"
Person 2"Yass, you're so right. I didn't realise. You're really intelligent. Listen everyone, this person really knows their stuff. You should listen to them ."
Person 3"Hey, quit yass-lighting them."

by BBEB May 6, 2024

close the lights

turning off lights

im going to close the lights now

by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025

Light’s Theory

The Theory is,
In the next universe, the next fastest thing will be tilgh at the speed of 4,181,814,184.81015KM/S.

Light’s Theory, or Tilgh Theory, is the next universe’s biggest theory’s result at the speed of 4.1 billion.

by Wargom July 2, 2024

Pilot Light

A situation where a business lacks management and direction and slowly descends into a shit show.

This business is currently pilot lighting. Imagine how shit all the staff would feel

by Revs May 13, 2021

random light

Random Light is when someone randomly starts fucking people in public while wearing Christmas lights so he stands out, they call it a random event

“Wow is he really fucking him in public with Christmas lights? This is a random light”

by PewPewshots November 15, 2017

Racist Light

A more subtle and sometimes subconscious level of racism. A person who is Racist Light won't think their disgust of taking a knee or black lives matter is Racist while chanting Blue Lives Matter but at the same time aren't concerned about the police as a mob of white people crush and attack law enforcement. Same happens with how quick they'll assume someone is a terrorist depending on whether the person is Muslim or a white man with an exploding RV

Those that are Racist Light spent months saying cops should shoot first and ask questions later during the black lives matter riots suddenly went silent as insurgents attacked police in the capital. They even were more upset that an insurgent died while breaking in than a cop who was killed

by evil snarf January 9, 2021