by Mean Roaster5000 February 23, 2017
Get the kory jordanmug. A person who would travel half way around the Earth just to tell Sebastian, Chance, or Brennan what Chase or Aidan said.
Omg guys, did you hear what Aidan said? Jordan
Dude how did u get here all the way from Virginia? Sebastian
Dude how did u get here all the way from Virginia? Sebastian
by anonymous April 26, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)
"Whos the goat bro."
"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."
"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."
by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023
Get the Michael Jordanmug. by spacecoop March 31, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. by I'm.a.rat January 14, 2021
Get the jordan and baileymug. Extremely homosexual being, often tells fake stories to blend in with people. Also has low intelligence.
Jordan: I went to Kings Island and the *Insert scariest roller coaster at the time* is not scary at all!
Random person overhearing conversation: You're full of shit, none of that story happened!
Jordan: *Hits person with a weak punch that always tends to not hurt*
Jordan's friends (yes men): hahahahahahahaha
Random person overhearing conversation: You're full of shit, none of that story happened!
Jordan: *Hits person with a weak punch that always tends to not hurt*
Jordan's friends (yes men): hahahahahahahaha
by jewowner March 7, 2019
Get the jordanmug. 