A term used when a person looks for something, can't find it, but it's right in front of them the whole time. Usually a person named Jake (but whoever fits the bill).
"Your keys are NOT in your purse like you said they were, babe!"
"No, they're in there. You're just Jake looking as per usual."
"No, they're in there. You're just Jake looking as per usual."
by emptyswimmingpool March 03, 2022
jake and josie is a couple that love eachother deeply till death does them part they talk to each other alot and lean on each other no one comes between them thry stay strong even in the worse times they have had there ups and downs but still love each other
by Jake3653 September 19, 2020
by Pnutz94 January 03, 2023
A jug of some kind kept in the cab of a truck on long road trips. Used for urinating in so that the delay of stopping at a rest area or side of the road can be avoided.
"Hey man, pull over I really gotta take a piss."
"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."
"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."
by Tow Jockey March 24, 2014
Typically used in a micronation named the Federal Republic of Alftotska, this term is uttered when one does something stupid, but expects others to treat it in a funny way.
by disisgodsplan March 30, 2018
A human female who lives on Cybertron that is former member of Autobots and later become Decepticon because of persuasion of Megatron to become tomboy. Transforming into male in harsh condition which happens in Thailand, Earth.
1. Transformers- Rise of LGBTQ PRO MAX 5G
2. Jake Zyrus is the well-known transformer in Earth.
1. Transformers- Rise of LGBTQ PRO MAX 5G
2. Jake Zyrus is the well-known transformer in Earth.
by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024